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queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

(via traggedy-man)

Source: queermarcobodt
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poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

(via joshpeck)

Source: poyzn
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futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

(via thesirensaresingingyourname)

Source: battybatty
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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

Source: kverke
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  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid
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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(via i-hate-h-u-m-a-n-s)

Source: moseby
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trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 
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tastefullyoffensive:

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